ONE THOUSAND DAYS...Where is that Democratic Candidate for President? By Geniusofdespair

Why don't we have a Democratic Candidate for President yet? Really, this is taking too long. We need someone to rally around. Someone to be stumping their way across this stupid country, land of whatever it is now. If we don't get it together soon add 4 more years of agony with Trump.  You're never going to change the Christian Right. They don't even pay attention to Jesus so they won't pay attention to you.

As the Democrats dick around as only they can, you need to prepare now as you know they will pick out some creepy candidate and we need to counteract that.  YOU MUST MOVE. Here are some suggested places. We don't need more voters people, we need more voters in the RIGHT PLACES.  

Many of you retirees, find out the residency requirement, rent your house and move to one of the States that matter.  The problem in the last election: Trump got too many States.  Many of the young people in these States are brainwashed. So move your damn ass to a purple state.  Here is a map on how the States went in the last election we need to pick up a red one and not lose a blue one:

WE NEED PEOPLE IN BLUE STATES TO MOVE TO 

FLORIDA OR PENNSYLVANIA FOR SURE.

Here is some helpful information on being able to vote in Florida, think about going homeless it is in the Country's best interest:

How the country went in the last election. Florida is a good bet. Maybe Michigan can be turned?


New York Residents: Have your kids move in with Grandma in Florida.